This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

At a glance

• Platform: Windows.
• Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie.
• Release date: Dec 16, 2025.
• Steam user reviews: Positive (95% positive).
• Delivered as a Steam library entitlement — activation is handled by Steam.

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Recommended

System requirements as published by the developer on Steam.

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• Enter the product code exactly as it was issued to you.
• The game appears in your Steam library — download and play.

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