The Useless Wizard

An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!

At a glance

• Platform: Windows.
• Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Early Access.
• Release date: Oct 24, 2025.
• Steam user reviews: Mostly Positive (78% positive).
• Delivered as a Steam library entitlement — activation is handled by Steam.

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