The solar empire of the United States has glimmered for beautiful centuries under the tender watch of its godray scions: The United States Presidents, appointed and nurtured by the Yellow Sun itself. But a faint discord has entered the land’s divine harmonies, and the Presidents are being threatened and disgraced by dim malignancies. The long-exiled Verminstar is striking back against the Yellow Sun, conniving to upend celestial order and reinstate the swamp of Bedlam. Now the Yellow Sun has birthed you out of a golden temple to set things right and protect his golden warmth.

goblinAmerica is a fast-moded gun-style game set at the end of a different history. As a solar goblin, you will possess myriad past, present, and future presidents at the worst moments in their lives, then set things right by jumping around and firing bullets. Will you safeguard the divinely-ordered existence of the Yellow Sun, or will you allow the Verminstar’s blue light to chew this world back into formlessness?

Change the goblin universe. Play as goblin Presidents across 10 non-secret levels (and some secret levels to boot). Multiple routes, paths, and twisty little passageways through every single one. Rewrite the course of goblin history and alter the goblin future. Fend off assassins, avoid presidential scandals, or just push back on an uncaring world. goblinAmerica asks: What if Presidents were able to defend themselves?

Rip back the walls. The faster you go, the further you’ll get. Use occult movement technology and your little goblin leggies to find secret areas and shortcuts. Earn shinier and more precious metals for beating your previous times. Use those medals to bypass doors and change the levels. Watch the world open up to you.

Do it your way. 12 different discoverable weapons. 24 equippable souvenirs. Strategies, routes, angles of approach.

Shine a light. Go underground. Steal from mummified corpses of old rebels. Chat up the locals. Bypass the goat-headed seal. Slip out from the Yellow Sun’s watchful eye. Study presolar history. Start to put the pieces together. You were made to be a weapon. What kind of weapon will you be?