Jessica's Uncomfortable Hanukkah Adventure is a retro platformer set in the world of Dog and Spider Private Investigations. Never read the books? No big deal! How many of us even care about the back story behind Mega Man or Castlevania? Be a cop out to rescue her family! Swing your baton at the jerks, shoot them, learn to be a spider that inexplicably cannot stick to walls, who knows what's ahead of you?

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- Explore a (mostly) nonlinear world
- Discover many different abilities and weapons to deal with your enemies and assist with that exploration
- Combat a wide variety of enemies... and learn why they vary so wildly from resilient cartoon characters through nightmare inducing horrors
- Find scraps and diary pages in this world as you attempt to assemble what stories converge here
- Still action cinema screens with voice and sound effect, just like the old 90s Japanese console CD games.
- Game story, level design and game mechanics all by the Dog and Spider Private Investigations series author Victor R. Ziblis
- Game music provided by chiptune musician Nordischsound and synthwave artist Zone Tripper
- Cinema screen art provided by Wyssp'

Hey. We know you can get an SNES game out of the closet whenever you'd like... and we aim to provide exactly the same fun you'd have doing that. We set out to make a game that our 12 year old selves would love. Why walk ALL THE WAY OVER THERE to play a fun platformer when you're already at your computer anyway?